I need Minions.. : ).. For real!

I'm going to set fire to your Grandma.. Lol..

You Never Know Whatcha Got..

 

Grissom once said "When I leave CSI, there won't be any

cake in the break room. I'll just be gone."

 



I am .. Aunt Dorine..

I exist in a perpetual state of limbo. 

I vent.  I curse.  I do everything that she cannot do. 

I am the steam valve for the stress
and frustration that boils up within. 

I have a sense of humor, and I can use it. 

I can type.  I can talk, although, albeit, not very well at times. 

I can deal with situations that she cannot. 
That might not be a good thing.  Lol. 

I can be .. ornery.  Stubborn.  Hard headed.  Obstinate.  Sarcastic.  Facetious. 
I can be .. whatever I want to be.  She doesn't hold me back.  She knows that it's all good.  : ).. 

I am .. Aunt Dorine.

Even though I live in the dark,

I see the light better than you do. 

I am not mean.  I am not evil.  I am a little irreverent. 

A little .. devious at times.  I am fun.  I am witty. 

I am charming.  I am a jester.

I've been called a Princess before. 

Ha!  Right. 

 I am a guardian angel in disguise.

 I live in the murky depths of a soul
 that craves a coastal life.

 I am normal.

I am .. Aunt Dorine.

I am .. me.

Welcome to my world.